I had a blogging buddy recently post about the show, Real Housewives. She can’t stand it. The other day, I saw some favorite news anchors talking about Kelsey Grammer‘s “real housewife” and the couple’s imminent divorce. Now, that’s some reality for ya. I’ve only caught the show when surfing the cable channels. If this insane display is reality than I must be living in la-la land…and quite happy to be there!
Here is my take on REAL housewives. I have some life experience in this department. This could get gritty, but if you are interested in REALLY, REAL housewives than buckle up and hang on tight. Here goes…
1. Love their husbands…they don’t just use their husbands. They care about what he thinks, how he feels. They see each other on a regular basis because they LIKE each other. This doesn’t happen on reality TV.
2. They get up with their sick children. Hold puke buckets. Or hold their hair while they throw up in the toilet. They clean up the vomit that doesn’t make it to the toilet. They rock their children. They hold their hands. They rub their backs. They sit with them. They sing to them. They pray for them. They love them.
3. Have jobs that are never done. Some wives work outside the home. Some don’t. Both are valid. I have yet to meet a housewife or mom that sits by the pool on a daily basis, sipping drinks with umbrellas in them while making calls to her manicurist or pet groomer.
4. Wear jeans or khakis on most days. Yoga or sweat pants are also an option. Most don’t shop at fru-fru boutiques, or spend $5,000 on a dress just to go out to lunch with their peeps.Most women aren’t runway models, and even if they were, hopefully they’d have enough common sense to realize that they’d be just as pretty in jeans and a T-shirt.
5. Are so busy that they can’t remember their own names, much less schedule “girl time” at a swanky restaurant, where they’ve have to drop a grand for food that would barely feed a mouse. Then while eating, talking about each other and talking behind the back of whoever isn’t at the lunch. Really, real housewives have their family and friends backs ’cause that’s how we roll.
6. Don’t have “procedures” done to their bodies. Most, are just stuck with whatever God gave ’em. Stomach a little flabby after having babies? Buy a workout video at WalMart. Getting some gray hair? Have it dyed—salon, or at home. Whichever works. Crows feet? Dab on extra eye creme. Need whiter teeth? Change toothpaste. It’s called the real world.
7. Live out of their mini van. This is obvious from the empty coffee cups, stale french fries in the back seat cushions, and soccer shoes that slide around on the floor. Really, real housewives don’t have chauffeurs, they ARE the chauffeurs.
8. Cook meals for the family…and not just for show. Real home made food. That tastes good. Foods whose names can be pronounced correctly, even if one isn’t French.
9. Go grocery shopping. Do price comparisons. Buy store brands. Aren’t afraid of discount stores.
10. Will never know fame or fortune…and they are okay with that. They are smart enough to know that the most important things in life can’t be bought…not even if one is a reality TV star.
- Kim Richards Rehab Stint Revealed on ‘Real Housewives’ Finale (blippitt.com)
- ‘Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ Doll Recap: There Were Never Such Devoted Sisters (crushable.com)
- ‘Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ Emergency! Cedric Is Homeless (Again?) (crushable.com)
- James Gandolfini Calls ‘Real Housewives Of Atlanta ‘Extraordinary’ (omg.yahoo.com)
- Real Housewives Finale Reveals Grammer Marriage Breakdown (huffingtonpost.com)
- Camille Grammer: ‘I Don’t Want To Get Married Again’ (huffingtonpost.com)
- Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season Finale: Kim Richards Checks into Rehab (seattlepi.com)
- Camille Grammer: I was set up to look bad on ‘Real Housewives’ (cnn.com)
- Camille Grammer: I Was Joking About Kelsey’s Cross-Dressing (omg.yahoo.com)
- Camille Grammer Talks Divorce With Kelsey Grammer (shoppingblog.com)
- Camille Grammer: Husband Kelsey ‘Made Me’ Do ‘Real Housewives’ (huffingtonpost.com)